Things That Won't Get You Out of the City
- Dropkicking a dwarf
- Balancing on six feet of couch cushions
- Following crazy advice from crazy cursed people (finding a pattern here?)
- Jumping into the fountain when it's beer
- --- wait, what??
Dear Santa,
Things I Want for Christmas
- An unbreakable tablet
- For my weapon rune to be unsealed
- A way out for
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